Oh they're out there and some are even pilots AND ex-military! Their wives don't allow the viewing of Family Guy or other distasteful shows, don't allow alcohol to be consumed in the home and won't let hubby anywhere near the kitchen. She will, however, allow him to vacuum daily. The sad part is the schmuck actually let her get away with it for years, and still does. (and they aren't Mormon, btw).

I'm sure some of you have worked this this type. You know, the Captain who always lets you know HE'S boss and doesn't have many friends because he's such a miserable bastard to be around...