Originally Posted by Timbo

Speaking of which, long time ago I'm in the right seat of a 757, going BOS-FLL or such. About half way there one of the F/A's asks to come up front for a short break. "Sure, come on up."

So she's up there for about 5 minutes, we are pointing out the coastline, other airplanes, the magenta line, etc. and she leaves. About 30 seconds later...it's starts to stink, and I don't mean just a little, but a huge stink! Something your 12yr. old son would be proud of in a "Pull my finger" prank.

I look at the Capt. and say, "Jeesus, what did you EAT last night??!"

And he looks at me and says, "I thought it was YOU!"

Then the light bulb came on....we had been "Crop Dusted" by the F/A!!

They are soooo sneaky! The funniest part was, she was a teeny, tiny girl, could not have weighed a hundred pounds. We never expected such a big stink could come out of that little girl, but there it was!

And it wasn't MINE! I Swear!