Originally Posted by
ForeverFO
Ah yes, the "I'm gonna catch me a drunk pilot and be a hero" TSA bag o' tools.
I go through the portal areas with a surly "don't bother me" expression in an attempt to keep them from attempting the up-close small talk alcohol sniff test thing. It usually works.
I've been tempted to stagger about just a little bit and watch the consternation - was it an accident, or is he drunk? - but decided that would be pretty dumb.
TSA.....
Commuting to work the other day, I walked past the sign that said something like "for employees flying" and got in the security line behind a starbucks employee and an HSA host (?) employee.
I asked the TSA agents if the line was for employees flying or for everyone because the sign said for employees flying. Apparently, I had interrupted the discussion of who was "on break" next and got a thoroughly incoherent answer.
Prior to the for employees flying line, there is a keypad door. That's where the airport cleaners enter.