I'm fake as hell at an interview.
That's the problem. Too many guys fake themselves instead of just being who they really are. Then spend $600 at a company that basically "teaches" them how to interview. It isn't that hard. If you are a nice guy and they see themselves being able to get along with you on a 4-day trip, you'll be fine. Too many people think it's just about the total hours or turbine PIC, but it isn't. Not anymore.