TOTD award goes to the fat chick at ATL today. It's pouring outside and this beached whale gets on the hotel van with her ugly @$$ dog, who jumps up next to me and shakes off, flinging water everywhere and then starts sniffing right up in my ear. Before I can say anything she yanks it back a row and keeps it in her lap where they exchange sloppy kisses (probably the most action she's seen in years).


Naturally, I pulled out my FFDO-issued sidearm and neutralized both threats to my sanity (I wish)

Can you tell this happened not more than 15 minutes ago?!