Now that I've found a place to live, I can bid the 737 in Detroit.

• Shelter - check
• Nice deck - check
• No gutters to clean - check
• Exercise Equipment / GYM - check
• Food - check
• Washer Dryer - check
• Spare Car - check
• Refrigerator - check
• Not really a camper so Delta's going to have a hard time kicking me out of the lot - check
• Able to be relocated for less money than the relocation package provides - check
• Mobile to base to base with constant displacements - check
• Ford reliability and cheap parts - check
• Racing camper on the roof? Who else has a racing camper on their roof?
• No value worth stealing, or killing me for in Detroit - check

I'm in the top 1% of global incomes - yay!

The question remains ... truck nuts, or no truck nuts? Maybe some silver ones for the holidays?

Edit: If the phrase "truck nuts" violates the terms of service, please replace this poor phrasing with BumperBalls, CargoNads, Drive-thru Danglers, Trucksticles, HitchNuggets, Balls-on-a-truck, or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks.