In related news, Delta posted positions for new managers of subsidiary airlines flight operations, human resources, regulatory compliance, diversity, marketing, accounts payable, receivable, inflight, below wing, cargo, technology, maintence, ground service maintenance, safety, labor relations and related secretarial positions. After trying unsuccessfully to buy back the Comair HQ they just built, then shut down at a loss of 30 million, they have worked out a 18 percent loan to build a new Delta xpress tower, where regional outsourcing can be coordinated while ensuring employment for friends, family and those who want to supplement their retirement income.

There is also a manager to coordinate management among the redundant departments. This much redundancy requires a lot of coordination and meetings.

ALPA's President stated that he is glad his kids now all have jobs in airline management ....

just kidding, I think....