Originally Posted by Bucking Bar

Ohhh Kayyy and you know this, how?

Frankly, I suggest not being in the room when she's pushing. Whole lot better to be at the head of the bed, if you're going to be in the room at all.

Best to just have the Doc hand you the kid while your wife is still cross eyed and babbling about, well who knows, I had no idea what mine was babbling about, or even which language she was babbling in. Some secrets need to be kept, and the miracle of birth is probably one of them, JMHO.