I think we should help 80 and the other new fathers to be with a list of what not to say during child birth...

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7. Does it hurt?
6. (on the phone) Yeah, she got the epidural, makes everything easy.
5. You know, my mom said that you should...
4. I'm starting to get a headache and my feet hurt...
3. Hey Doc, why do you use the metric system? 10cm? Really? Why?
2. What do you want to do about dinner? <- Grasshopper?
1. Man Up