Congrats, 80!

Chances are, the little guy (it's a little guy, right?) is going to pause at some point, and give you one of those deeply satisfied glances when nicely nestled in Mommy's bosom. One of those "see what I'm doing?" glances.

If you're a good father, you'll let him enjoy himself. He doesn't understand the concepts of temporary loans, or long-term leases. Just give him a nice little high five, and let him be.