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1) Somehow, my kid knows if we are going down a grade in a jetway. Just as we enter the door ..... ppppfftttttttrrrrgump!

We can change it prior to boarding, we can try not feeding it, we can try getting it to sleep ... but by some miracle it knows the worst possible time to poop. Of course we, me with my bag tags and my wife's luggage with it's old regional airline tags, are instantly identified for the freeloaders we are; then the smell hits them ....

Not that we desire to make our employees look bad. We're just really junior and when you get a seat on the last flight out of town ....

(yet another reason to run the packs on the ground)

2) I told my wife there are no changing tables in the Men's bathroom. She has yet to discover.

3) Just wait until your kid learns how to butterfly kick a turd. For about a week mine would hook it into the wall and laugh hysterically.