Old 01-09-2013, 11:36 AM
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Did you read the CVR transcript? These guys need to work on their CRM.

13:18:03.4
HOT-2 Captain, there's a fire!

HOT-1 What's that?

HOT-2 It is an exothermic process where substances react with atmospheric
oxygen to produce energy, but that is not important right now.

HOT-1 Pull yourself together.

HOT [repeated sound of slap or other impact]

HOT-1 I'm in charge, and fortunately, I have been trained by Boeing for this very situation.

HOT-2 That's great I am so relieved.

HOT-1 Now, take these stickers and apply them prominently to the face of all malfunctioning equipment.

HOT-2 [apparently reading] "Made by the Airbus European Consortium"

HOT-2 How will this solve the problem? This is a Boeing airplane!

HOT-1 ...with many subcontractors, now including Airbus.

HOT-2 It is the Lithium batteries, they are really hot!

HOT-1 Here, use my gloves.

HOT-2 [apparently reading] "Made in the USA by Boeing..."

HOT-1 Yes, they are not very well made. You may burn your fingers.

HOT-2 Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop using meth.
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