Jokes
Two FA's had gone for a girl's night out. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they both had to pee, so they stopped at a cemetery they happened to be passing by. Finished, but having no tissue, the 1st FA took off her panties and used them. Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive pair of panties and didn't want to ruin them. But she had squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she used that. Then they stumbled on home.
The next day one of the FA's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed, hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband. "Mine came back with a card stuck to her rear-end that said, "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"