Originally Posted by
teddyballgame
The mechanic who leaves the rudder pedals all the way forward, the seat all the way back, and the seatback in the full recline position for you in the morning, after he has been, ahem, "working" on the aircraft overnight.
Or how about the previous crew that does that for you too? I stand there wondering how the hell they got out of the seat much less how I am supposed to get in. I didn't realize that half the FOs at my company are god**** gymnasts.