Who was the "Tool" that was wearing a US NAVY sweater with FULL SHOULDER BOARDS (I am talking about the Choker White style) with long blond hair....these Captain stripes were HUGE! I am talking 8" long and 3" wide! and least but not last....I nice big name tag with wings...CAPTAIN IAMSUSIE EMB-145

She worked for Express Jet, and probably moonlights as a Submarine Skipper!