FIRST TIME SEX
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A girl asks her
boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her
parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the
boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex. At the register, the
pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time & all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his
girlfriend at the door..
'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute
passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

20 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after
20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the
boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.'