One crystal clear night, an airliner passes abeam Pittsburgh and the First Officer decides to update the passengers on the flights progress and the beautiful night time view of the city off to their right.

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look off to the right you will see the we are currently ****ing over Patsburgh........uh....uh......I mean we are passing over Pittsburgh." Thoroughly embarrassed, he notices the Captain
snickering and blurts out, "Hasn't that ever happened to you where you meant to say one thing and something different came out?"

The Captain rubs his chin, thinks for a moment, and says, "Oh sure. Why just this morning I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say 'Please pass the toast" and instead, it came out..'YOU *****....Your Ruining my LIFE!!"