Mods ... this is not political... it is up here because it is funny as heck and I can't believe they are doing it.
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The President of Vice (Kindle Single): The Onion: Amazon.com: Kindle Store
Thanks for doing me a real solid Reddit. I'm 'Diamond' Joe Biden and I'll be answering your questions today beginning at 2 PM Central/3 PM Eastern to celebrate today's release of my new autobiography The President of Vice, a hot-**** Kindle Single published by The Onion.
You are welcome to ask me anything about the book, how to round up tail and make them wail, my Trans Am, things you can make into a pipe, Barack, or where we can hook up later if you're a smokin' hot mamacita.
I'm fairly hammered right now so I'll try to answer as many of your questions as I can before I pass out. I don't know what other crap I'm supposed to type here. Please buy this book or some real rough dudes are gonna hurt Joe real bad. Until then, grab a brewski and enjoy the ride.
To verify that I am real person, a tweet from my publisher @TheOnion
UPDATE: Got plenty of digits from the Reddit Ladies. A whole lotta poon prospects from this AMA. ****, I'd love to stay and chat longer, but I gots to split. Please buy my book, I still really need the dough.
Until next time, enjoy this.
–Diamond Joe Biden
------ First Amazon Review ------
An illuminating and inspiring true story of an American hero, January 18, 2013
By J. Ferber
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)
This review is from: The President of Vice (Kindle Single) (Kindle Edition)
You'll laugh and cry your way through one man's incredible and improbable transformation from Joey Scranton to Vice President Joe "Diamond" Biden. The author withholds nothing and spills his heart and soul onto every page of what is sure to become a literary classic. Mandatory reading for any American and all who seek the wisdom and inspiration of one of this great nation's finest public servants.
and someone apparently hacked a Biden Twitter feed:
Thanks for all the upskirts everyone. On a serious note, Ol' Joe is thinking about his legacy and needs to start working on his V.P. Library. I'm planning to have an extensive collection of amateur girlfriend pics.
If you got 'em, send 'em to:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500