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A gorgeous young blonde goes to the pet store. She's walking down the aisle when she sees a huge tank filled with frogs. The sign says "Sex Frogs." She blushes, looks left and right to make sure nobody's looking, takes one out of the tank and brings it up to the front desk.

"I'd like to buy this frog" she says to the store clerk. "Oh yes," he says while packing it up, "Those are very popular, just take it home, follow the instructions and enjoy! If you have any problems, give me a call at the store number."

She gets home, goes to her bedroom and reads the instructions:

1. Take a warm shower
2. Put on your sexiest makeup and perfume
3. Wear the hottest lingerie you own
4. Position yourself on the bed with your legs spread apart and the frog in the middle

She follows all the steps, but the frog just sits there.

Furious, she calls the pet store and asks the clerk what's wrong. He says to stay calm, give him the address and he'll be over in 5 minutes.

She hears a knock on the door and goes downstairs, still in her lingerie, to find the clerk waiting at her doorstep. She brings him up to her bedroom, points at the frog, and exclaims, almost sobbing, "I did all of the instructions and he just sits there and doesn't do anything!"

The clerk picks up the frog and holds him at eye-level: "Now how many more times am I gonna have to show you how to do this?"