No kidding. Civilian flight school could use a good dose of 0530 Morning EP Standup.

StanEVAL NAZI: "Lt Numbnutts, you have the aircraft!"

LT Numbnutts: "Sir, first I would maintain aircraft control, then..." proceed to completely mis-diagnose the emergency or forget the boldface ("did I say throttle? I meant throttleS!")

Usually followed by the scheduler pulling your name from the days schedule while you were still handling the EP and trying not to notice that you're grounded for the day.

Ahhhh, the good ol' days.