Originally Posted by
Probe
You guys should have pulled out the "hat-switch" like us on the lUAL side. We sure showed them whose boss with that one. They didn't dare mess with us after that one.
Here's the future result of a hat trick:
Minion: O Mighty Smisek, the pilots are not wearing hats.
Smisek: What's the on-time percentage?
Minion: 98%.
Smisek: Who cares? Lick my boot!! Lick it!
Later...
Minion: O Great and Powerful Smisek, the pilots are now delaying flights.
Smisek: Call Judge Bends-at-the-Waist and get a restraining order against all of them. Put out a Pravda bulletin to the employees that the greedy, overpaid, whiny pilots are going to cost everyone their $100 on-time checks. Tell Wall Street that the airline is failing to make a profit not because of my inept... I mean... enlightened management, but because the greedy, overpaid, whiny pilots want to steal every penny from the company. And cancel Christmas!!!!!