Daxm! Too bad! For all the above reasons. I've heard the 20 min complain more from FAs than Pilots, but I still after all these years doing this (and lots of short nights with the commuters) don't get how a 20 minutes can make a difference in a 14+ hr overnight.
We get what we deserve. I'll vote for a pilots (whatever ALPA can negotiate) hotel and a FA (whatever their crack arse union can get) hotel.
Loose: DTWgstan, BOS short,DEN crack, IAH....all I can think of.