Originally Posted by forgot to bid

I've got two ideas Timbo.

Idea #1: Hire a hot girl...



hear me out Timbo... I think I have a business idea.

Basically, have her come over for a pool party or meet her at dinner with him and give this girl a mission. $500 to show up, $1000 if he goes back to college or joins the military.

Have her say in so many words "the only guy I'm looking for gets up early, works hard, studies, has a goal in life. I don't want some guy living at home... with his momma."

As I typed this I realize, I think there is a movie about this. Still. It's a universal idea.

BTW, I no longer have a second idea.