Originally Posted by
Timbo
Speaking of Valentine's Day, I hope you didn't tell your signifcant other that you are getting a profit sharing check that day!
I try to keep the gift genuine, from the heart, and something home made, like this.
(I know this was a Christmas gift video, but it'll work for Valentine's Day too!)
Saturday Night Live - Dick In A Box - YouTube
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I like the line from The Office when Pam watched Angela give Dwight a key to her home and Phyllis gets inundated with flowers from her husband, Vance, Vance Refrigeration. She turns to her loser fiance Roy:
Pam: What am I getting for Valentines Day?
Roy: Baby, I'm going to give you the best sex of your life.
And she marries Jim.
So before you have to fill out a marriage ASAP, let's run through the "I FORGOT IT'S VALENTINES DAY" QRH again...
Step 1: Are you NewK?
If YES, END CHECKLIST
If NO, go to step 2
Step 2. DON'T SAY "I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST SEX OF YOUR LIFE."
Continue to Step 3