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Old 02-28-2013 | 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Timbo
Back in the Day...when Delta flew 5 L10-11's a day, full, from LGA to PBI, the flight attendants called it the Miracle Flight.

As you know, they board wheelchairs first, and on a typical NY-Palm Beach , FLL or MIA flight, there would 50 wheelchair bound old ladies boarded first.

As you also know, the true wheelchair people have to wait to de-plane, until all walking people are off. But guess what happened somewhere between NY and Florida?

A MIRACLE! The 50 who were wheeled on first had been cured! They would get up and rush the exit door when they got to Florida!

I've seen the same crap happen at Disney World. Wheelchair people, real or fake, and their entire family, go to the front of the line for Space Mountain, while the rest of us stand there for an hour in the heat. I can only hope Karma comes round to get the ones who are faking.
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