"Re-Orientation?"

Is it just me or does that pamphlet have an Orwellian tone to it?

I think returning Pilot Orientation would suffice.


Pilot Survey results, on day 1 of Re-Orientation:

Reserve Sucks.
We want more pay.
We want more Whales.
We want even more pay.
We want more!

Pilot survey at the successful completion of Re-orientation:

Gate latency must be reduced to zero.
Hats rule.
We think some third hand Eastern European, formerly Sub Saharan African Douglas jets makes sound financial sense.
Can we volunteer to give up more profit sharing?

Scoop