So...

When do our 777s show up??

When do 767 FO pay scales match our junior crew members in the 747 flying over guarantee because they don't sit R1?

When does Capt V earn best looking FO of the year for the second straight (so to speak) year?

Can we file for a hearing disability after flying the 767-200s?

Does anyone else FEEL sequested??

64% of all of this post is sarcastic.