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Elvis90
volunteer[ vol-uhn-teer]
noun
1. a person who voluntarily offers himself or herself for a service or undertaking.
2. a person who performs a service willingly and without pay.
3. a person who enters the service voluntarily rather than through conscription or draft, especially for special or temporary service rather than as a member of the regular or permanent army.
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4. A person that refers to Jack and Coke as "football juice", and wears a particularly beautiful shade of orange on fall weekends.
Additionally: A Vol-in-tears is that same person AFTER the game he/she is watching, which makes football juice more valuable