Originally Posted by
Boomer
Why would you go through the LEO checkpoint wearing a flight attendant uniform?
Classic! I'm buying you a beer for that one Boomer!
The answer is, and I've considered using this ploy myself when non-reving, nobody will hassle a male f/a because....
Oh stop! You Savage!
On one of my recurrent sim rides a couple years ago, the IP threw us a problem that required me to call the aft F/A station (I think it was a cargo smoke alarm or something), so I pick up the intercom handset and call the back. The IP is playing the part of the aft F/A, so he answers with;
"This is Dick in the Rear..."
I was laughing so hard he had to freeze the sim until I got it together.