Originally Posted by Dirtdiver

Had an APD blow a gasket during my walk around slides a few years ago. He wanted me to tell him "the cargo door is open". I refused, we went 'round and 'round for several minutes. My reasoning was that the cargo door is almost always open during a walk around. His reasoning was that he hadn't been out of the training dept for years, and couldn't remember what a real airplane looked like.