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Old 04-06-2013 | 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by scambo1
I'm sure it makes me a tool for even thinking I should be able to have a missile launcher on my car (one shot per day).

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La Di frikkin Da...terminal offense.

Okay I'm a tool.
On one long trip, we ended up with a weird conversation along these lines.

Upon turning 21, you get a government card that authorizes you to kill someone ONCE in your life, without penalty.

Imagine how polite we'd suddenly become. You'd never know if the guy you just cut off in traffic hasn't used his "ticket" yet.

TOTD to me for even posting such weirdness. It's like cockpit conversations of UFO's, 9/11, and "How much $$ would it take for you to cut off one finger?"
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