Originally Posted by Pogey Bait

My first day, I no *******, wore mine backwards the whole day. Guys would tell me there are backwards and I would just tell them that I have bigger issues to worry about now.

In fact one time I had my zipper on my pants all the way down when I was commuting to work. All the way from Florida to STL through ATL. Walking around ATL in my pilot costume trying to catch a flight to STL with my fly down. Awesome.