Originally Posted by Timbo

I save the personality until we are above 10,000', then I open with, "You guys screwed me in the merger!".

Always a great ice breaker.

Originally Posted by Boomer

"Hi, I'm Boomer from Comair. I have an autographed picture of JC Lawson in my flight case and I have RJDC tattooed across my lower back. How are things with you Prima Donnas these days?"

This works all the time, 60% of the time.