Originally Posted by
80ktsClamp
8. Fart frequently. Don't hold it in. Wait until they say something. "Man.... i think someone lost it in the lav." "I don't smell anything. You sure you're ok?"
Well, if anything, it relieves any stress on my body.
I don't know, if that worked that well I'd dun already moved up 20 numbers.
The 757 has a fart shield too, that's a problem.
... unless you go to Qdoba and order a ground beef burrito with sour cream and quac ($1.40 extra or something) then put it in your bag, wait 3 days and then pull it out, eat it and see what happens.