No one should use the words flaming or flamer near an MD80 without first clarifying if the source of the smoke is the Left Engine, Right Engine, Electrical, Packs or Pants. Four of the five conditions have immediate action or appropriate QRH responses. Must call for the correct checklist.

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Captain told me this evening that my shoes looked gay. After reading this thread my only reply was "Thank You." Proof that a guy can learn something from APC.