Dear ShyGuy,

I went from flying a 260-seat 767 to a 150-seat airbus. Did my skillz really decrease by 57%? What can I do to make up for both reduction of skillz and not flying a large aircraft anymore (to compensate for my manhood)?

Is there a more effective way of communicating to the crappy regional pilots walking through the terminal that I'm better than them other than just refusing eye contact? During the summer I don't have my double breasted coat so it's not as obvious how superior I am.

Yours truly,

80