FF,

If you leave UPS to come here, I will personally see to it that Bill Engvall comes up with a whole new comedy routine of "Here's Yer Sign." Because guess what, anyone hired after 2/14/13 will most likely end up with DOH - both your hire date AND the Bart Simpson signature line. You know, junior to ALL natives. Then you're gonna have to come up with a whole new line of rants!

See my other post on getting laid.

Love,
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