How about: "Good Day" Of course everyone does it, including me, but does anyone really care what kind of day they have? Do think the ARTTC controller really gives a hoot about your day? I don't care so much for the job these days, why fake it?

And this: "See Ya" when changing frequencies. Will you really?

Referring to TCAS as the "fish finder", I guess the only way that piece of gear would be better to these pilots is if it could show Nascar re-runs too.