Originally Posted by
tsquare
Captain Kirk would say 3.
Captain Kirk frequently donates blood, it is never his own.
Captain Kirk was given his fighting skills in a deal with the devil. As soon as the deal was done, Captain Kirk kicked the devil's butt. Since the devil completely appreciates irony, he and Captain Kirk play poker together each Wednesday.
If you want to know which species Captain Kirk doesn't like, just check the list of species which have recently gone extinct.