Originally Posted by
80ktsClamp
You hit the nail perfectly on the head on this one.
Woof.
I raise you a very unhappy pomeranian (mine) for your unhappy derp dog:

life preserver?
how about my Tibetan/chihuahua spaniel?
Pronounced "TY-BA-TAN" Spaniel. We didn't know what a TYBATAN Spaniel was but figured out they met Tibetan. Actually, he's a miniature-jackass, but at least he lives it up.