Only the #'s have changed to protect the innocent

Bonanza: "Bonanza n1234 turning downwind, 21"
Cessna: "Hey is that you Jay?"
Bonanza: "Yeah"
Cessna: "Jay Jones from the Gay Pilots Association? Hey buddy!! You gonna be at the next meeting?"

Dead silence. The Bonanza made no more calls and taxied to his hanger without a word. In case you were guessing, he wasnt gay.