In all seriousness, if you don't have one of these pocket routers, you should get one. Regardless of the company Ipad updates, its great to be able to turn your room into a WiFi hot spot. I use an Iphone and PC: this enables me to Skype/text through either my computer or cell phone, while wondering around the room, and many other advantages of not having my computer tied to the Ethernet cable.

The thing is only 2.5x3.5 inches. Takes up no space at all.