There's a cure for that, y'know. When your double Corky's starts kicking in, you start chuckling, and your F/O goes for the mask, just hope one thing:

He doesn't have any orange tic-tacs in his flight case.

If he does, and he pops 5-10 of 'em, in 20 minutes you'll be slowing down to the foot and opening the window. Over the ETP. At altitude, it's a physiological freak of nature.

We could win the Iraq war on that stuff.