Gentlemen,
Thank you for your words of encouragement. Unfortunately I'm not Jesse nor related to him. I have however been studying his ways and I decided that the thread had gotten so divided between DALPA supporters vs DPA supporters vs people that don't like any union vs. scope hawks vs. JV/codeshares violation/contract improvement opportunity and next thing I know people are arguing that pay should be tied to sexual orientation and I just got confused.
To that end I know that nothing bring pilots together like some good underboob. In honor of the Gold Bond talk and scorching summer, I give you a real hot one from Texas. She must have been one of the new FAs working the DFW-ATL flight on the -88 the other day: