Originally Posted by
boog123
We did the air sample gag one time, best part was when she brought up the bag full of the "sample cabin air", we convinced her that it wasn't a "big enough' sample. She then REALLY RAN down the aisle with this bag over her head, getting the new sample. I'm starting to laugh about it right now. Those were fun days.
We were in light chop one day, across the Midwest, and the F/A in the back calls me up and says, "It's really bumpy back here, can you do something?" (back of a 757)
I said, "Really? Wow, it's perfectly smooth up here. Hmm, why don't you walk up here and see where it gets smooth, get the row number so I can write it up for maintenance."
I figured she'd know I was being a smart *** and let it go, but nope, about 2 minutes later we get a knock on the door, she comes in and says, "It smoothed out about row 15." and she was dead serious!
I said, "Really? OK, hand me the log book..." as the F/O was busting a gut.