In my haste, I may have mistakenly glossed over a few keys points.
Thank you to my fellow crewmembers for bringing it to my attention.
So here is the revised summary....

We're hiring, any info
Rumor
We stopped Hiring
Rumor
We're merging
We're not merging
We're merging again
Delta guys screws the NWA guys in the SLI
NWA guys keep their pensions, give the DAL guys the finger
Rumor
NWA pilots don't trust the FAs
NWA FAs don't trust the DAL pilots
SLI complete, Carl and Sailing trade disconcerting looks
DC-9 going away
Rumor
DC-9 staying
So when's the next AE....I hear it's going to be a big one
Rumor
ACL posts a lot of good stuff then goes missing
DC-9 going away again
Hiring approximately 300 newhire pilots
Displacing Approximately 300 newhire pilots
Jesse post underboob.....Thread goes suspiciously quiet for 4-6 hours
FTB spreadsheet
Jesse gets banned.....Pilot group moral bottoms out
New JFK terminal
We're buying 717s from SWA....Not really
SWA taxis to fast, makes senior widebody captains uncomfortable
Just kidding 717s are coming
Nobody here likes Alaska Airlines
Scope abuse
DC-9 a sticking around
DPA vs. DALPA
Contract 2012
DAL pilots save the world by ratifying
6 months later Hurricane Sandy hits, DPA says "Coincidence, I think not!"
Some 737 are ordered
MOAB one month away (Not sure which month though?)
Caplinger accuses Moak of assisting the Chinese in killing babies
A refinery is purchased
Rumor
DC-9 going away
Hey look some MD 90s
DC-9's staying
Sick leave abuse is acceptable if you post on here complain about it
Some more graphs from FTB
DPA guys hate DALPA guys
DALPA guys hate the DPA guys
DPA accuses DALPA of making the MD 80 seats uncomfortable
T and Purple don't see eye to eye
ATL sucks
Pilots grow depressed look towards a bottle of Gold Bond for answers
Free Jesse!!!!!!
Commuting is a choice, but not really, well maybe it is
DC-9 goinnnn......Err staying
We're Hiring!!!!!!

Hope that saves the newcomers some time.