With the possibility of new pilots joining us, I propose a new video link on APC to help them learn the ropes. We could call it YouNoob. Some suggested channels:

The Bucking Bar Channel - MD88 engineering triumphs...YouNoob's shortest video series.

The Buzzpat Channel - Want a successful life?...pick a hot wife. The how to guide.

The Jesse Channel - A photo album.

The 80ktsClamp Channel - How to successfully blame the other pilot for farting in a two man cockpit. Coming soon: The Magic Carpet Ride...a how to guide.

The Forgot To Bid Channel - A guide to bidding.

The Denny Crane Channel - Finding fulfillment...even though you'll never be DennyCrane!

The Tsquare Channel - A tutorial of putting people on your ignore list.

The FIIGMO Channel - A guide to the Fox News Channel.

The Delta I.T. Channel - Under construction.

The Timbo Channel - The art of enjoying days off.

The Purple Drank Channel - Success through positive thinking.

The Slowplay/Alfaromeo Channel - How to spin a bad checkride into a good thing by blaming the instructor then redefining the grading system. $1 premium charge to remove the "DPA Sucks" banner ad.

The Carl Spackler Channel - Static and hot air. $1 premium charge to remove the "ALPA Sucks" banner ad.

YouBoob - Self explanatory.

The Asiana Channel - A hand flying guide. Too soon?

Carl