Sure I have. But that guy isn't US. We're flying for free, and we're the hired help eating at the count's table in this scenario. Holy cr ap, just shave off the soul patch, put on shoes with laces, and put on your big boy slacks and shirt and look above average for your free ride. It's 1000 times less hassle than wearing the hat and 100 times more obvious. And guess what, no one but you and some fashionistas on Bravo channel knows your jeans are $200, everyone else sees "jeans".

no disrespect intended, but some questions just don't need to be asked or pressed-to-test when you're no longer working as a cashier for McD's. Hrmmm, it's like this: you can wear your uniform hat a zillion times and build a hundred bridges, but if you once show up dressed like a teenager for non-rev or screw one goat, you're a goat-f*cker.

I'm pretty sure that's how that saying goes, at least that's how we interpreted it in the mil.