80Knots,

Since Delta orders the cheapest seats and never replaces a cushion, I was thinking these would:

(1) Hold the Gold Bond in
(2) Save hundreds of dollars on "fitted jeans"
(3) Provide better comfort on the 5 hour red eyes that seem to take 80% of the seniority list to fly ...


They sell under the brand name "bubble butt boyshorts," so I placed my order under Alpha Romeo's name. They recognized the name as a repeat customer and gave me a 25% discount! Sticking with the stone wash and the Nerd Balance shoes. Should be here in a week.