Originally Posted by
oldcarpilot
There isn't weather within 100 miles of IAD right now.
Pssst... WE'RE UNDERSTAFFED! So you all get your contract waived to make up for it!
"TFAYD and happy Acey Day! Kudos to maintenance and OCC for their incredible efforts in getting us through these Operational Challenges! (Screw those obnoxious lazy whiny flight crews)".